Wide-On. noun. A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and arousal.
Ex: “Though I prefer rougher trade than this world famous singing quartet, I have to admit they are very pretty to look at.”
I put another hottie on hold this week to feature the phenomenon that is “Il Divo”. My friend, The Peach Tart, mentioned going to see them at the fabulous Fox Theatre this week. I told her if she got backstage to try to get pictures for me. I combed the web looking for naked shots of them, but instead just got caught up in naked pictures of lots of other men.
It happens. Though it happens to me a lot. You look at one, then two, then the next thing you know you’ve spent four hours looking at naked men and your post hasn’t even got a title yet.
Anyway, if anyone has the charm to get backstage it’s her. I’ll take underwear shots, shirtless, shoeless, or whatever she can get. Boy, whoever does their PR must have a team of hundreds checking the web for inappropriate images. I promise you that I could get naked pictures of the Pope before I find one of these guys.
Some body’s holding out.
Have a wonderful weekend,
Love and Kisses,
Cult Diva
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I don’t know what normal people do on Mondays, but I spent mine looking at hot naked men all day. Well, not all day. I went for a doctor visit first, which is exactly that. We quickly dispense with the boring medical business; then talk shoes, boys, plastic surgery, and cosmetics. Then we plan to go to lunch or something. We spent most of the visit discussing whether or not she should get implants, and I told her I would do a post on my personal decision process later this week.
So afterward I came home and started doing my research for June and July’s “Wide-On” feature. Last week fellow blogger,
Mike Alvear, suggested a website that I might find inspiration from called
“Kenneth in the 212.” Telling me about a good blog is like handing a crackhead a lit pipe, I can spend all day blog trolling. I’ve always had voyeuristic tendencies and love peeping into peoples lives, so blogs must have been created for me. What could be more interesting than someone’s thoughts, even the less inspired ones? So then I started reading Kenneth’s blog roll and it just sort of snow balled from there.
I saw so many pictures of naked men that I now have a condition called “dick lash”. Read the rest of this entry »
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Wide-On- noun- Slang term referring to the physical manifestation of sexual arousal in females.
Ex: A “wide-on” is the feminine version of the masculine “hard-on”.
Do you know how long it took me to type the above sentence? I kept hitting the wrong keys as I was distracted by the overflowing tighty whities of this week’s “Wide-On”, Channing Tatum.
Don’t you just want to reach in there and help him readjust? Lawsy mercy, mine eyes dazzle. Read the rest of this entry »
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Note: “Wide On” is Guest blogger Lisa Brower’s slang for female arousal.
As in “That hunk gave me a wide on.”
Not to brag, but I actually spent quite a bit of time with this week’s “Wide On”, Alexander Skarsgard. We started our relationship with “Generation Kill” and of course have continued it with “True Blood”. Then there’s the obsessive cyber stalking, online research I do on a daily basis. I’m not crazy about the long hair, but I know it’s just a phase. He still has that long, hard everything else that makes him a delight to look at. Just sort of mentally erase those other two guys and try to look through those intrusive subtitles.
Like I care what the hell he’s saying. Move the damn words and soap south, please.
I had to throw another shirtless picture of him in, just looking at him takes me to a happier place.
Special message to Mr. Cult Diva: Please send my “Generation Kill” DVD’s back, when you are done watching them of course. I’ve been having to rent Alex by the week like a cheap whore and it’s getting tiresome when I go in and some other bitch has him.
Love and Kisses,
Cult Diva
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Guest blogger Lisa Brower introduces a new weekly segment, named after a slang term for female sexual arousal.
As in, “That hunk gave me a serious wide-on.”
This week’s “Wide-On” was inspired by the lustful imagination of fellow blogger, the elegant Mrs. Legally Blonde. I want to thank her for the suggestion because if you all leave it to me, all you’ll have to pant over are tall blondes, as I rarely deviate from type.
The studly Argentinian polo player and face of Ralph Lauren’s Black Label line would be a nice addition to any fantasy stable. I personally would take a tail shot from his mallet any day.
As always, please send your suggestions in unless you want to be stuck with my rotating line up of Viggo Mortensen, Daniel Craig, Daria Torres, Alexander Skarsgard, or Jackie Warner.
Have a wonderful weekend!
Love and Kisses,
Cult Diva
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