Men’s sex fantasies

Angelina Jolie has a proposition for you: First, she wants to watch you have sex with Brad Pitt, and then she’ll have sex with you. Do you go for it?

Yes 19%

No 81%

Hmmm, maybe I’m not the only one who thinks Angelina Jolie is gross.

Would it turn you on to see your girl have sex with another guy?

Yes 12%

No 88%

Of course not, we all know dudes want to watch their girl have sex with another girl.

Have you ever…

Measured your penis?

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According to the latest Psychology Today, a reknowned flavorist made truffles taste like a virgin. (Sorry, no link, they didn’t put the story online).  Here’s how she did it:

“I created it from the analysis of the aroma of a virgin’s belly button. It tasted like rose and vanilla. It was powdery and clean, yet seductive and sweet.”

Could you make this shit up?

I’m just wondering…during the cooking process…if they  inserted a baking utensil, would the dessert end up smelling like a slut?

That’s what I asked the studio audience on the set of the Greg Behrendt Show.  I thought they were going to lynch me.  Take a look at the awkward moment:

“Why are you clapping just because she’s a virgin?”

There’s a lot to be said about the gender double standard (if it had been a guy proclaiming his virginity, the audience would have snickered), but if you think I’m going there, I’m not.  If you’re disappointed, go here instead.  (A funny, insightful rant).

Here’s my point: If you’re going to treat sex as a spectator sport, shouldn’t you clap for the ones who know how to play it?