When You Haven’t Had It For a While, Freaky Things Start Happening.
Oh my! I opened my email box on POF (Plenty of Fish) and what do you think I saw for the first time ever? A message from Msstraddle asking me, “How are you today” with no question mark. My rules go for both sexes. No punctuation, no shot with me. I am not gender biased when it comes to good grammar and I don’t make exceptions for good looking blond girls either.
“I have been on this site for eight and a half months and thought I had seen everything! When telling a friend, he said “well of course, you are cat-nip for lesbians.” If I did not cherish men like I do, I suppose I might try kissing a girl. You know the song by Katie Perry? I kissed a girl and I liked it… And what if I did like it? Soft, full, cherry-chap-stick-lips. Smooth, firm skin. Good smelling long hair. Hey, I might just write myself into this idea….
In all seriousness, I am a man-o-holic. I love men so much that I wish I could marry six of them at once. That would be the ONLY way I would ever get married again. The only problem with men is that they tend to be territorial when it comes to their lady and I know that Utah only allows polygamy to happen in reverse. So single I will stay. Read the rest of this entry »
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May might be National Masturbation Month, but every day is Masturbation Day, says guest blogger Deborah Bailey.
I’ve been a chronic masturbator since the age of thirteen and after 40 years of practice, I’ve gotten quite good at it. After sneaking and reading my Mama’s copy of The Sensuous Woman written under the pseudonym J (Joan Garrity) published in 1969, I began a daily regimen of self gratification. In her book, Joan Garrity gave explicit instructions on how to masturbate and actually encouraged masturbation. Masturbation was frowned upon in my Southern Baptist family as something leading to a fast track to hell, blindness, insanity, acne and abnormal hair growth. Yet, my stolen afternoons with my favorite cucumber led me to understand how to give myself an orgasm and led to my current fascination and love of pleasuring myself.
In 1995, May was officially declared National Masturbation Month by a company called Good Vibrations www.goodvibes.com to protest firing of U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders. Elders was asked a question about safe sex and responded with “Masturbation is something that should be taught in schools.” Sex education providers around the nation agreed with her but the conservative consensus didn’t and she was fired. Too bad, because that sounds like a class that kids would have actually enjoyed the homework for. In this age of kids doing everything on Nintendo or PlayStation, it would be nice to see teenagers actually doing something IRL (in real life). Somehow, I don’t see a masturbation video game ever being as interesting as actual masturbation.
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