Wide-On. noun. A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and arousal.
Ex: “Though I prefer rougher trade than this world famous singing quartet, I have to admit they are very pretty to look at.”
I put another hottie on hold this week to feature the phenomenon that is “Il Divo”. My friend, The Peach Tart, mentioned going to see them at the fabulous Fox Theatre this week. I told her if she got backstage to try to get pictures for me. I combed the web looking for naked shots of them, but instead just got caught up in naked pictures of lots of other men.
It happens. Though it happens to me a lot. You look at one, then two, then the next thing you know you’ve spent four hours looking at naked men and your post hasn’t even got a title yet.
Anyway, if anyone has the charm to get backstage it’s her. I’ll take underwear shots, shirtless, shoeless, or whatever she can get. Boy, whoever does their PR must have a team of hundreds checking the web for inappropriate images. I promise you that I could get naked pictures of the Pope before I find one of these guys.
Some body’s holding out.
Have a wonderful weekend,
Love and Kisses,
Cult Diva
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Wide-On: (noun). A slang term referring to female sexual arousal.
Ex: ” Alexander Skarsgard is for sure the biggest “Wide-On” I’ve ever featured.”
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Wide-On. noun. A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and arousal.
Ex: “Take Shemar Moore, add water, stir gently, and there you have it: instant Wide-On.”
This week’s hot man is the reason they call Wednesday “Hump Day” As Special Agent, Derek Morgan on CBS’s show “Criminal Minds”, his character specializes in profiling obsessional crimes.
I would commit one if I thought he would be the one investigating me. However, I’ve seen some of Valdosta’s FBI guys, and no, they don’t look like this.
But I can dream.
For some reason there are lots of pictures of Shemar naked on beaches. Read the rest of this entry »
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I don’t know what normal people do on Mondays, but I spent mine looking at hot naked men all day. Well, not all day. I went for a doctor visit first, which is exactly that. We quickly dispense with the boring medical business; then talk shoes, boys, plastic surgery, and cosmetics. Then we plan to go to lunch or something. We spent most of the visit discussing whether or not she should get implants, and I told her I would do a post on my personal decision process later this week.
So afterward I came home and started doing my research for June and July’s “Wide-On” feature. Last week fellow blogger,
Mike Alvear, suggested a website that I might find inspiration from called
“Kenneth in the 212.” Telling me about a good blog is like handing a crackhead a lit pipe, I can spend all day blog trolling. I’ve always had voyeuristic tendencies and love peeping into peoples lives, so blogs must have been created for me. What could be more interesting than someone’s thoughts, even the less inspired ones? So then I started reading Kenneth’s blog roll and it just sort of snow balled from there.
I saw so many pictures of naked men that I now have a condition called “dick lash”. Read the rest of this entry »
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Wide-On. noun. A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and arousal.
Ex: “Vaguely kinky pictures of tattooed men give me a wide-on.”
This week’s wide-on was suggested to me by an acquaintance that had dinner with him and his very cute Georgia born and bred wife, actress KaDee Strickland.
Although I had initially not recognized his name, as soon as I researched him I realized I had seen him in quite a few things. Any fans of the TV show Roswell or the movie “The Grudge” would have recognized the name or at least the cute ass immediately.
If his hand needs a rest, I would certainly volunteer to hold on for him. That looks like a mighty important piece of equipment.
These pictures make him look a bit like Jim Morrison and he is in the top ten of my all time greatest “Wide-On’s”.
You don’t have to be actually living to be hot. I’ve woken up with a few questionable ones before.
Have a wonderful weekend!
Love and Kisses,
Cult Diva
Want Even More Throbbing Wide-On Action?
Channing Tatum
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Wide-On- noun- Slang term referring to the physical manifestation of sexual arousal in females.
Ex: A “wide-on” is the feminine version of the masculine “hard-on”.
Do you know how long it took me to type the above sentence? I kept hitting the wrong keys as I was distracted by the overflowing tighty whities of this week’s “Wide-On”, Channing Tatum.
Don’t you just want to reach in there and help him readjust? Lawsy mercy, mine eyes dazzle. Read the rest of this entry »
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Wide-On noun. A slang term describing female sexual interest.
Ex: I get a total wide-on every time I see Ryan Kwanten on screen.
This week’s wide-on was brought to my attention by Mrs. Coconut of The Coconut Diaries.
She suggested last week that Ryan’s character, Jason Stackhouse, on HBO’s “True Blood”, could kick Alexander Skarsgard’s ass in the masculine beauty category any day of the week. I must say in all fairness, Ryan has the most perfect ass I have seen in quite a while.
In trying to be a kinder, less tacky Cult Diva, I will not call attention to his Australian heritage by using any combination of the words “thunder” or “down under”. Having dated my way through several Australian and New Zealand rugby players in my wild youth, I must say that men from the Southern Hemisphere are amazingly endowed with many gifts that they enjoy sharing very much and very often.
God love them.
I did find a few pictures for you all to salivate over. However for the real deal, you’ll have to tune into “True Blood” to see Ryan’s character truly in his best light. As the town stud, he gets some in almost every episode, which makes me wonder if there is a Jason Stackhouse equivalent in my dull little town…hmmmm.
Have a lovely weekend,
Love and Kisses,
Cult Diva
See Last Week’s Wide-On:
Alexander Skarsgard
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Note: “Wide On” is Guest blogger Lisa Brower’s slang for female arousal.
As in “That hunk gave me a wide on.”
Not to brag, but I actually spent quite a bit of time with this week’s “Wide On”, Alexander Skarsgard. We started our relationship with “Generation Kill” and of course have continued it with “True Blood”. Then there’s the obsessive cyber stalking, online research I do on a daily basis. I’m not crazy about the long hair, but I know it’s just a phase. He still has that long, hard everything else that makes him a delight to look at. Just sort of mentally erase those other two guys and try to look through those intrusive subtitles.
Like I care what the hell he’s saying. Move the damn words and soap south, please.
I had to throw another shirtless picture of him in, just looking at him takes me to a happier place.
Special message to Mr. Cult Diva: Please send my “Generation Kill” DVD’s back, when you are done watching them of course. I’ve been having to rent Alex by the week like a cheap whore and it’s getting tiresome when I go in and some other bitch has him.
Love and Kisses,
Cult Diva
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