A stripper claims she was amazed at the swimmer’s stamina.
Why? When Phelps was caught smoking pot he said he only took one hit–and held it for three minutes.
Guest Blogger Susan Walsh explains.
This week Michael Phelps was awarded a gold medal for stamina by a stripper who participated in a three-way with him and a lap dancer. She claimed he was able to perform for three hours straight:
“The sex lasted for about three hours. Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!” she told the New York Post.
Whoo hoo, you can’t be serious. There’s not enough lube in the world to make that pleasurable. Even if he divided his time between the stripper and the lap dancer, that’s still a solid 90 minutes of thrusting per vagina. At about 90 tpm’s, that’s over 8,000 thrusts per girl. Um, no. No, thank you. That right there is a myth that needs to be debunked immediately. Read the rest of this entry »
There’s a reason why condom manufacturers have a bag-it-at-50 rule: Men don’t last long enough to warrant more.
Every study I’ve had thrusted upon me says the same thing–between 65% and 75% of men don’t last more than five minutes.
That wasn’t a typo. FIVE MINUTES. This, of course, is no surprise to the ladies– or the bottoms –who want their partners to enter the premature ejaculation event at the London Olympics, figuring they’ll come first.
About 30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation. The rest suffer from not having anybody to ejaculate on. If you’re dating what the Brits call a “Five-Stroke Bloke,” give him a hand with hints from my new video:
