How Did a Man-a-holic End Up as Lesbian Catnip?

When You Haven’t Had It For a While, Freaky Things Start Happening.
Oh my! I opened my email box on POF (Plenty of Fish) and what do you think I saw for the first time ever? A message from Msstraddle asking me, “How are you today” with no question mark. My rules go for both sexes. No punctuation, no shot with me. I am not gender biased when it comes to good grammar and I don’t make exceptions for good looking blond girls either.
“I have been on this site for eight and a half months and thought I had seen everything! When telling a friend, he said “well of course, you are cat-nip for lesbians.” If I did not cherish men like I do, I suppose I might try kissing a girl. You know the song by Katie Perry? I kissed a girl and I liked it… And what if I did like it? Soft, full, cherry-chap-stick-lips. Smooth, firm skin. Good smelling long hair. Hey, I might just write myself into this idea….
In all seriousness, I am a man-o-holic. I love men so much that I wish I could marry six of them at once. That would be the ONLY way I would ever get married again. The only problem with men is that they tend to be territorial when it comes to their lady and I know that Utah only allows polygamy to happen in reverse. So single I will stay. Read the rest of this entry »
