How Did a Man-a-holic End Up as Lesbian Catnip?

Cherry Chap Stick Lips


When You Haven’t Had It For a While, Freaky Things Start Happening.

Oh my! I opened my email box on POF (Plenty of Fish) and what do you think I saw for the first time ever? A message from Msstraddle asking me, “How are you today” with no question mark.  My rules go for both sexes.  No punctuation, no shot with me.  I am not gender biased when it comes to good grammar and I don’t make exceptions for good looking blond girls either.

“I have been on this site for eight and a half months and thought I had seen everything! When telling a friend, he said “well of course, you are cat-nip for lesbians.” If I did not cherish men like I do, I suppose I might try kissing a girl.  You know the song by Katie Perry?  I kissed a girl and I liked it…  And what if I did like it?  Soft, full, cherry-chap-stick-lips.  Smooth, firm skin.  Good smelling long hair.  Hey, I might just write myself into this idea….

In all seriousness, I am a man-o-holic.  I love men so much that I wish I could marry six of them at once.  That would be the ONLY way I would ever get married again.  The only problem with men is that they tend to be territorial when it comes to their lady and I know that Utah only allows polygamy to happen in reverse.  So single I will stay. Read the rest of this entry »

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