Mike Alvear's Urge & Merge

Alexander Skarsgard, otherwise known as “Eric Northman” on HBO’s hit series “True Blood,” embodies the dark eroticism and just raw sexuality that the disturbing theme song promises in the open credits. He is everywhere right now, Google his name or any variation and you’ll get millions of hits.

What makes the blonde, blue eyed Swede so magnetic as an improbable character-a thousand year old viking- in yet another cheesy vampire themed show? I have no idea really, but I’m buying into it and so is everyone else I know. Vampires are everywhere right now, from the “Twilight” series of books and movies, to the popularity of authors such as Charlaine Harris (creator of the “True Blood” characters in her “Sookie Stackhouse” series), J.R. Ward (Black Dagger Brotherhood), Sherrilyn Kenyon, Laurel Hamilton, and of course the God Mother of strange sexuality; Anne Rice.

This isn’t new though. Our thirst for the forbidden erotic started with a female demon from the Talmud named Lillith. Purported to be the first wife of Adam, she was portrayed in later scripture as a highly sexualized vampire like creature, a succubus, that came upon men in the night and drained them of their essence.  Against their will, of course.

Later, Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu and Bram Stoker further branded vampires in the public consciousness as deliverers of the ultimate sexual pleasure. Bringing this imagery to film only heightened the fascination we have for the undead. Ever notice that instead of a wince of pain as Dracula sank his fangs into a neck, that the victim looked transported into orgasmic ecstasy?

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Wide-On: (noun). A slang term referring to female sexual arousal.
Ex: ” Alexander Skarsgard is for sure the biggest “Wide-On” I’ve ever featured.”

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Wide-On. noun. A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and arousal.

Ex: “Take Shemar Moore, add water, stir gently, and there you have it: instant Wide-On.”

This week’s hot man is the reason they call Wednesday “Hump Day” As Special Agent, Derek Morgan on CBS’s show “Criminal Minds”, his character specializes in profiling obsessional crimes.

I would commit one if I thought he would be the one investigating me. However, I’ve seen some of Valdosta’s FBI guys, and no, they don’t look like this.

But I can dream.

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Wide-On. noun.  A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and arousal.
Ex: “Vaguely kinky pictures of tattooed men give me a wide-on.”

This week’s wide-on was suggested to me by an acquaintance that had dinner with him and his very cute Georgia born and bred wife, actress KaDee Strickland.

Although I had initially not recognized his name, as soon as I researched him I realized I had seen him in quite a few things. Any fans of the TV show Roswell or the movie “The Grudge” would have recognized the name or at least the cute ass immediately.

If his hand needs a rest, I would certainly volunteer to hold on for him. That looks like a mighty important piece of equipment.

These pictures make him look a bit like Jim Morrison and he is in the top ten of my all time greatest “Wide-On’s”.

You don’t have to be actually living to be hot. I’ve woken up with a few questionable ones before.

Have a wonderful weekend!

Love and Kisses,

Cult Diva

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Channing Tatum

Do you know how long it took me to type the above sentence? I kept hitting the wrong keys as I was distracted by the overflowing tighty whities of this week’s “Wide-On”, Channing Tatum.

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Wide-On noun. A slang term describing female sexual interest.
Ex: I get a total wide-on every time I see Ryan Kwanten on screen.

This week’s wide-on was brought to my attention by Mrs. Coconut of The Coconut Diaries.
She suggested last week that Ryan’s character, Jason Stackhouse, on HBO’s “True Blood”, could kick Alexander Skarsgard’s ass in the masculine beauty category any day of the week. I must say in all fairness, Ryan has the most perfect ass I have seen in quite a while.

In trying to be a kinder, less tacky Cult Diva, I will not call attention to his Australian heritage by using any combination of the words “thunder” or “down under”. Having dated my way through several Australian and New Zealand rugby players in my wild youth, I must say that men from the Southern Hemisphere are amazingly endowed with many gifts that they enjoy sharing very much and very often.

God love them.

I did find a few pictures for you all to salivate over. However for the real deal, you’ll have to tune into “True Blood” to see Ryan’s character truly in his best light. As the town stud, he gets some in almost every episode, which makes me wonder if there is a Jason Stackhouse equivalent in my dull little town…hmmmm.

Have a lovely weekend,

Love and Kisses,

Cult Diva

See Last Week’s Wide-On:

Alexander Skarsgard