Here’s the new version of Dora the Explorer released today by Mattel
The new version of Dora the Explorer in its full, four-color glory.
Did Mattel de-tramp her after the uproar over the teaser silhouette?
Did Mattel turn Dora The Explorer into a tramp?
Dora the Explorer — a Whore-a?
Click here to see the side-by-side comparison between the New Dora and a Bratz girl.
OK, sit down and hang on to your backpacks, there’s big news: Dora the Explorer is growing up. And it’s freaking parents out.
Mattel has recently announced that its popular, pint-sized commercial juggernaut will soon debut as an older tween version of the chubby cutie that children and parents have grown to adore-a. And even though Mattel has only released a teaser image in silhouette, parents fear that the shapely shadow suggests well, a real tease.
Truth is, until we can all get a good look at Dora’s new um, developments, this could be much ado about nothing. I mean, I didn’t see a stripper pole in silhouette, so that’s encouraging. But what the news of this makeover does tap into is an unsettling truth: the loss of innocence can sometimes throw us into shock. In the big book of life, Childhood — that time of wide-eyed naivete and unfiltered joy — is a chapter that is becoming slimmer and slimmer. About as slim as the new hips that Dora has grown into.
Mattel is getting alot of shit over this in the media, which as we all know guarantees a cash cow once Ms. Dora hits the shelves. People love a good sex scandal, and yes folks, this qualifies; Read the rest of this entry »
