Dick Lash: Damage to the neck caused by sudden, unexpected pictures of naked men
I don’t know what normal people do on Mondays, but I spent mine looking at hot naked men all day. Well, not all day. I went for a doctor visit first, which is exactly that. We quickly dispense with the boring medical business; then talk shoes, boys, plastic surgery, and cosmetics. Then we plan to go to lunch or something. We spent most of the visit discussing whether or not she should get implants, and I told her I would do a post on my personal decision process later this week.
So afterward I came home and started doing my research for June and July’s “Wide-On” feature. Last week fellow blogger, Mike Alvear, suggested a website that I might find inspiration from called “Kenneth in the 212.” Telling me about a good blog is like handing a crackhead a lit pipe, I can spend all day blog trolling. I’ve always had voyeuristic tendencies and love peeping into peoples lives, so blogs must have been created for me. What could be more interesting than someone’s thoughts, even the less inspired ones? So then I started reading Kenneth’s blog roll and it just sort of snow balled from there.
I saw so many pictures of naked men that I now have a condition called “dick lash”. Read the rest of this entry »
