Chelsea Handler: Stacked Like a Woman, Hung Like a Man.
A friend said, “Chelsea Handler is the new Kathy Griffin.”
Not quite. The difference is the jeans in their genes. Griffin’s comedy is catty; Handler’s is muscular. Griffin’s alter ego would be a drag queen; Handler’s would be a construction worker. Chelsea Handler isn’t the new Kathy Griffin; she’s the new Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay. Only prettier, funnier and more acceptable.
She ain’t a chick with a dick but if she were, she’d be hung like a rhino.
Watch Chelsea sexually harass her staff:
