Mike Alvear's Urge & Merge

Wide-On. noun. A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and arousal.

Ex: “Take Shemar Moore, add water, stir gently, and there you have it: instant Wide-On.”

This week’s hot man is the reason they call Wednesday “Hump Day” As Special Agent, Derek Morgan on CBS’s show “Criminal Minds”, his character specializes in profiling obsessional crimes.

I would commit one if I thought he would be the one investigating me. However, I’ve seen some of Valdosta’s FBI guys, and no, they don’t look like this.

But I can dream.

For some reason there are lots of pictures of Shemar naked on beaches. Read the rest of this entry »

The gay rights movement has always been pockmarked with ‘traitors’ from within (Roy Cohn, anyone?), but the treachery always came from the right, not the left. That all changed a few days ago when Perez Hilton posted x-rated pics of Dustin Lance Black, a beloved, rising star in the movement. Black won the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for Milk, Gus Van Zandt’s ferociously moving bio-pic. He burst into the limelight with a poignant acceptance speech aimed at lonely, isolated gay kids.

Before we get to the betrayal by the bleached Brutus, three things you should know about Black:

1. He’s hot.
2. He’s eloquent.
3. He’s hot.

Did I mention he’s hot? Cuz he’s really hot. See my best-of pic collection here (Sorry, all G-rated. I’m not going to aid and abet Hilton’s betrayal). Heat factor aside, Perez Hilton is a traitor. Of the worst kind.

Dustin Lance Black is not the latest Larry Craig. He is not the newest version of Ted Haggard. He’s not a TV or movie star. He’s not a best-selling author or a polarizing figure with a media platform. He’s a guy committed to helping gay kids overcome the stigma, bullying and isolation they feel in schools, churches and often, in their own families. Last night, Black was honored by Lifeworks, an organization that links mentors with gay youths, providing them with a safe space and positive and affirming role models.

Yet, Hilton threw him under the bus.

Just to give you a sense of who Perez Hilton betrayed, here’s the transcript of Dustin Lance Black’s Oscar acceptance speech: Read the rest of this entry »

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I’m always on a quest to be in the know about what makes a woman’s body work and how she can achieve toe curling orgasms. Two-thirds of women can’t climax through vaginal penetration requiring oral, digital or mechanical stimulation of the clitoris to rock their world. The clitoris is a bundle of 8,000 nerve fibers making it the most sensitive spot on the entire female body. Its purpose has no other function than sexual pleasure.

Luckily, having been shagging my political science professor in college who was quite adept at sexual play, I got my orgasm on early on when he illustrated to me all the ways I could manipulate my clitoris to mind blowing orgasms. That worked well for me for a decade as I learned all the sexual positions that would stimulate my clitoris during intercourse so that I was always sexually satisfied. Read the rest of this entry »

Wide-On. noun.  A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and arousal.
Ex: “Vaguely kinky pictures of tattooed men give me a wide-on.”

This week’s wide-on was suggested to me by an acquaintance that had dinner with him and his very cute Georgia born and bred wife, actress KaDee Strickland.

Although I had initially not recognized his name, as soon as I researched him I realized I had seen him in quite a few things. Any fans of the TV show Roswell or the movie “The Grudge” would have recognized the name or at least the cute ass immediately.

If his hand needs a rest, I would certainly volunteer to hold on for him. That looks like a mighty important piece of equipment.

These pictures make him look a bit like Jim Morrison and he is in the top ten of my all time greatest “Wide-On’s”.

You don’t have to be actually living to be hot. I’ve woken up with a few questionable ones before.

Have a wonderful weekend!

Love and Kisses,

Cult Diva

Want Even More Throbbing Wide-On Action?

Channing Tatum

Do you know how long it took me to type the above sentence? I kept hitting the wrong keys as I was distracted by the overflowing tighty whities of this week’s “Wide-On”, Channing Tatum.

Don’t you just want to reach in there and help him readjust? Lawsy mercy, mine eyes dazzle. Read the rest of this entry »

I logged onto Facebook today and was bombarded with invitations by friends to hit the streets in protest of California’s not overturning Proposition 8, their law that bans same-sex marriage. Noble protests, in my opinion, but misdirected, considering that neither myself nor anyone inviting me actually lives in California. This sort of logic escapes me, like storming a McDonald’s demanding a refund because Burger King got your order wrong.

I am pro-gay marriage. I don’t think it runs the risk of devaluing marriage in American society. Straight people have devalued it enough (Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley, for example). I think gay marriage would be an enormous boost to a struggling economy, extremely benefiting the entertainment, real estate, and legal communities. More importantly, I think gay marriage would dramatically improve the lives of thousands of overlooked children trapped inside the broken foster care system in this country.

That being said, Read the rest of this entry »

Wide-On noun. A slang term describing female sexual interest.
Ex: I get a total wide-on every time I see Ryan Kwanten on screen.

This week’s wide-on was brought to my attention by Mrs. Coconut of The Coconut Diaries.
She suggested last week that Ryan’s character, Jason Stackhouse, on HBO’s “True Blood”, could kick Alexander Skarsgard’s ass in the masculine beauty category any day of the week. I must say in all fairness, Ryan has the most perfect ass I have seen in quite a while.

In trying to be a kinder, less tacky Cult Diva, I will not call attention to his Australian heritage by using any combination of the words “thunder” or “down under”. Having dated my way through several Australian and New Zealand rugby players in my wild youth, I must say that men from the Southern Hemisphere are amazingly endowed with many gifts that they enjoy sharing very much and very often.

God love them.

I did find a few pictures for you all to salivate over. However for the real deal, you’ll have to tune into “True Blood” to see Ryan’s character truly in his best light. As the town stud, he gets some in almost every episode, which makes me wonder if there is a Jason Stackhouse equivalent in my dull little town…hmmmm.

Have a lovely weekend,

Love and Kisses,

Cult Diva

See Last Week’s Wide-On:

Alexander Skarsgard

I was hoping to run into some reality stars while I was out in L.A., because I figure they flit around out there like fruit bats. But the only one I saw was Daniel Vosovick from the second season of Project Runway, and he was already too encrusted with suck-ass glommers for me to make it worse for him. Don’t get me wrong, I am not at all above tackling a reality TV star in public if I’m the only one subjecting him to the imposition, but I can’t jump into the fray once it’s already started. In short, I can initiate the misery, I just can’t add to it.

So I did not corner any reality stars or even contestants during my trip to L.A. for the national Book Expo last week, but I encountered something else that I have since convinced myself is #even better:# I met, I swear this is true, he was standing right in front on me – or sitting, anyway – I actually met face-to-face the psychiatrist who evaluates the mental stability of all the contestants who audition for cable-TV reality programming. And not only that, I met the nurse who administers their physical exams as well. To me this was like hitting the mother lode.

“Lord Christ on the cross!” I squealed, “I can’t wait to hear what you have to say about all the sickos who didn’t make it through the screening process!” Read the rest of this entry »

Not to brag, but I actually spent quite a bit of time with this week’s “Wide On”, Alexander Skarsgard. We started our relationship with “Generation Kill” and of course have continued it with “True Blood”. Then there’s the obsessive cyber stalking, online research I do on a daily basis. I’m not crazy about the long hair, but I know it’s just a phase. He still has that long, hard everything else that makes him a delight to look at. Just sort of mentally erase those other two guys and try to look through those intrusive subtitles.

Like I care what the hell he’s saying. Move the damn words and soap south, please.

I had to throw another shirtless picture of him in, just looking at him takes me to a happier place.

Special message to Mr. Cult Diva: Please send my “Generation Kill” DVD’s back, when you are done watching them of course. I’ve been having to rent Alex by the week like a cheap whore and it’s getting tiresome when I go in and some other bitch has him.

Love and Kisses,

Cult Diva