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QUESTION:
I certainly appreciate what you said about gay anal sex and pain and cocaine a few columns back, butt for me it’s pot and the better the pot the bigger the dick I like up my ass. And this is from a top… Without the “lubrication” from marijuana I become one of those bottoms who after 5-10 minutes says, “Stop, it hurts!” (Not the kind of bottom I like to fuck.) Not that it really hurts but I just don’t like it all that much sober. Any comment on sex stoned?
– High as a dildo
Dear High:
How many times do I have to tell you people that masking pain with drugs is asking for trouble?
You know that burning sensation you get when you’re penetrated by someone bigger than you’re used to? It’s a signal that you’re ripping the lining of your anus. You don’t feel it when you’re on drugs or alcohol because they distort or dull the senses. You may be causing unnoticeable but very real internal bleeding. And God help you if you’re getting fucked without a rubber in that kind of circumstance. You might as well phone your doctor and ask him when you should start the meds.
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QUESTION:
My partner and I are trying to add a little spice to our serviceable but rather bland sex life. Any suggestions? Just keep in mind that we consider salt and pepper spices, so don’t be giving us hair-straightening Tabasco sauce suggestions!
– Vanilla aching for flavor
Dear Vanilla:
Listen, you’re talking to the right guy. My idea of kinky is having sex with a guy whose name I remember. I called up my friend Robert Davolt, author of Painfully Obvious and asked him what lightweights like you and I could do to spice things up without scaring the hell out of ourselves. Listen to Robert—he is to BDSM what Michael Jackson is to NAMBLA—a recognized leader. Here’s what he suggested:
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Well, it didn’t take a genius to figure out that a good many homophobes are doth protesting too much, but it’s nice to have evidence to back you up. In this week’s The New York Times, there’s a fascinating study that shows homophobia is driven in large part by a subconscious rebellion against homosexual tendencies.
For the full article click here.
QUESTION
I just moved here and can’t believe how juvenile guys are about HIV. I’m quite up-front about my status and I choose to let it come out in the natural course of getting to know a guy. Granted, after living through the crisis since the beginning (nearly 19 years now) I have seen a lot, and I find myself getting all pissed off at an increasingly visible trend of sexual discrimination.
What is up with so many guys advertising their HIV-negative status in discriminatory terms like “HIV Neg- UB2,” or “D&D Free for Same,” and lots of other senseless statements in the same vein? What would they do DIFFERENTLY if they DIDN’T know my status right up front? And since when does the word “CLEAN” refer to absence of HIV??? YIKES!
I see it constantly in M4M4sex.com and other hookup sites – much less so on the more networking-oriented such as Bigmuscle.com.
I have the fortunate distinction of having remained perfectly healthy and have no outwardly visible characteristics of long-term survival, which seems to land me in a strange pool. I’m confident I’ll continue to live a healthy, varied and happy life – which I’d love to share with a partner. But let me tell ya, seeing this trend has started to make me react into only trusting HIV-positive men.
So my question is, do you see our culture moving into an “us and them” environment where the HIV poz guys are increasingly shunned by those who THINK they’re negative or are simply afraid of what they don’t know? Are my choices narrowing? Should I simply quit looking in this city and hunt instead for prospects in more progressive cities?
— Healthy, Happy & Horny
Dear Healthy:
I’m with you. There is something particularly offensive about the phrase “Disease-Free.” The connotation is that HIV positive guys don’t have a condition or even a disease but that they are in fact, Diseased. Which sounds remarkably like “Deceased,” doesn’t it?
Yuck. What’s really infuriating about this revolting insensitivity is that the guys writing it have HIV positive friends. I mean, who doesn’t know somebody who’s HIV Positive? Hint: If you don’t it’s only because you’re so mean and judgmental your friends are afraid to tell you.
So there they are, these online insulters– friendly, caring and loving to HIV positive acquaintances, fellow workers, friends or best buddies and then get on websites and trash the very people they’re around during the day. Fear can twist your psyche into a pretzel.
I don’t begrudge anyone their choices. Negative guys do and should have the choice to date or not date someone who’s positive. Myself, I think that’s pretty fucking stupid. You’re going to give up a hottie for a night or a potential soul mate for a lifetime because he’s got an EASILY AVOIDABLE, manageable condition? Please. My complaint desk is open only to legitimate gripes.
Still, no matter how idiotic a choice may be, you have to respect the right of people to make them. What you don’t have to respect is the way they’re advertising those choices. Is it really necessary to say, “disease-free UB2” when you could so easily say “Prefer HIV-?”
If we are ever going to be a community worth living in we need to respect opinions and choices, condemn slander and divisiveness and be open to changing our minds when the facts don’t support our conclusions. Like the fact that no harm will come to you from dating or boinking positive guys if you practice safe sex.
As for you, your mistake isn’t in what you’re observing but in what you’re concluding. Yes, people can be shockingly cruel and insensitive but most aren’t. I don’t think you need to move to another city; I think you need to move to another mindset. The one that says, “fuck you” to every insulting profile and “fuck me” to those that aren’t.
QUESTION:
As an underpaid psychoanalyst, I thought you might be able to help us. After a month’s breakup last year due to infidelity on my part over a need to get some butt, my lover and I decided to give it another go. I told him I’d agree to a monogamous relationship if he’d learn to, er, uhm, take it like a man. I expressed my need to be the top occasionally and that I was not willing to live out the rest of my life without fucking someone every now and again. I feel our acts of love should be a free exchange of roles (top some; bottom some). He said he’d be willing to work with me on learning the pleasures of receiving. I was elated because I really love this guy.
So I moved back in and agreed to monogamy. It has been almost a year and I still haven’t gotten any. We talk about it some, to which he replies “Later,” and I occasionally ease my finger up his arse when we make love, but he is adamant about not going any farther. He says he just doesn’t get the pleasure I do out of being penetrated. Hmmm. Frustration is setting in and my eye is wandering. Frankly, I’m afraid I might end up cheating on him again. Maybe I was a bit foolish thinking he would change. And, maybe I’m a bit foolish even bringing this up as a point of contention in an otherwise perfect relationship. For the sake of love, do I just give up my need to top?
QUESTION
As an underpaid psychoanalyst, I thought you might be able to help us. After a month’s breakup last year due to infidelity on my part over a need to get some butt, my lover and I decided to give it another go. I told him I’d agree to a monogamous relationship if he’d learn to, er, uhm, take it like a man. I expressed my need to be the top occasionally and that I was not willing to live out the rest of my life without fucking someone every now and again. I feel our acts of love should be a free exchange of roles (top some; bottom
some). He said he’d be willing to work with me on learning the pleasures of receiving. I was elated because I really love this guy.
So I moved back in and agreed to monogamy. It has been almost a year and I still haven’t gotten any. We talk about it some, to which he replies “Later,” and I occasionally ease my
finger up his arse when we make love, but he is adamant about not going any farther. He says he just doesn’t get the pleasure I do out of being penetrated. Hmmm. Frustration is setting in and my eye is
wandering. Frankly, I’m afraid I might end up cheating on him again. Maybe I was a bit foolish thinking he would change. And, maybe I’m a bit foolish even bringing this up as
a point of contention in an otherwise perfect
relationship. For the sake of love, do I just give up my need to top?
– Need Anal Penetration
Dear Need Anal:
Your desire for reciprocity is understandable; your tactics are not. Basically, you’re engaging in sexual blackmail (“If you don’t give me what I want I’ll get it from someone who will”).
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QUESTION:
I read in a reputable magazine that guys shoot an average of three tablespoons of cum. Come on! I shoot more than most and I don’t get anywhere near that. What’s the average-sized load?
– Confused
Dear Confused:
You’re right; they’re wrong. The average volume of semen spurting out of us is between half a teaspoon to a full teaspoon. Crazy, isn’t it? You’d think it’d be more than that. Obviously, you can test it by ejaculating into a cup and pour it into a measuring spoon, but if you don’t want to go through the trouble, do this: Read the rest of this entry »
How many calories do you burn when you make love? I’m thinking if it’s high enough, wouldn’t promiscuity be a better way of getting fit than going to the gym? Besides, I’d love to be able to say, “I’m not a whore; I’m an athlete.” In all seriousness, if I can fuck the fat off, why would I try to try to jog it off?
– Aspiring Slut
Question:
What do you think are the most important things to know about giving good head?
– wondering
The most important thing about giving head? The person you’re giving it to! I mean, really. You don’t want to waste good technique on a guy with a face that could stop a clock.
