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Why Won’t He Go Down On Me?

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The Sexorcist on sexual selfishness…

Dear Sexorcist:
Is there any particular reason why a man would choose not to go down on a woman, EVER? I don’t particularly like going down on my boyfriend of seven months but I do it because I love him and I know it’s something he enjoys. Plus, I don’t want him to cheat on me. We’re both in our 30’s and I’m getting a little sick of his selfishness—he loves it when I do it but never returns the favor. Do I need to bribe him or what?

– Gagging in Georgia

Dear Gagging:
If you’re giving him head to keep him from wandering I can’t imagine what you’re doing to keep him from leaving. Listen, Our Lady of The Kneepads, Your boyfriend apparently has a three-word philosophy: “I, Me, Mine.” And yours, unfortunately, is “He, Him, His.”

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