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How do I tell him his penis is too small?

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Dear Sexorcist:

I’ve been dating a great guy I really like except for one small thing: His penis. Sometimes the condom slips off him; other times he slips off me! It’s hard for me to get turned on, which leads to sometimes not being able to orgasm. My friends tell me I should be honest and open about it and tell him so we can work this out. But how do you tell a guy his penis is too small without scarring him for life? I don’t think of myself as superficial but what else could I be if I’m thinking of breaking up with a great guy because his equipment is too small? Help!

– Confused in Candler Park

Dear Confused:
Oh, yes, by all means tell him. Start the conversation off by watching porn together and yelling, “Now THAT’S a cock!”

Listen, there’s a fine line between honesty and cruelty. Imagine your boyfriend sitting you down and saying, “Honey, you’re a fantastic woman except your breasts aren’t big enough and your vagina looks like a wizard’s sleeve.”

Capiche? Good. That said, you are perfectly within your right to…

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2 Responses to “How do I tell him his penis is too small?”

  1. dom

    I have a medi oka cock I have been told a smaler cock has more fun have anal sex than having anal sex with a guy with a big cock because the nurves in the anus not as deep down as many men think the nurves are near front so guys if have a smal penus all is not lost I went with a guy a year hlf ago now he said he had the best anal sex with than being with any other guy why u as I said my cock is a midioka sized and he said hes never had such pleasure having sex before but for me having anal sex with him was painful for me as his cock was big imagine he was 6ft 5 plus and I am only 5 4 but I had fun with him while it last though but hes wasn’t meant to be nevermind but it fun while it lasted though so guys not all is in vein. I also read these facts about smal cocks are better for anal sex I also found this info out from a sexual relationship cousilour too

    January 17th, 2010 at 11:53 pm
  2. Jaco

    Hi all, look dont always wish for a big Penis it is not always best, my penis is just on 15 Inches long, yes 15 and it is 8 Inches around the girth, this ia s problem for me as it really does frighten girls sometimes i go for months without sex because when they see how big it is they back right off.
    So chaps take what you are given and use it properly

    Thank you

    July 1st, 2010 at 9:47 pm

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