Wide-On noun. A slang term describing female sexual interest or arousal.
Ex: “I’ve never really noticed Josh Duhamel before, but these pictures give me a wide on.”
Last night I was searching desperately for the inspiration for a “Wide-On” feature for today, as I had no suggestions from my viewing audience (hint, hint) and I know everyone must be tired of the same blonde, Aryan types that I favor.
So I called my B.F, who I must add was absolutely no help at all. She prefers short, old, bald men and her two suggestions, Telly Savalas and Ed Asner, were both decidedly un-hot.
As well as dead. I think the girl has daddy issues.
So next I asked her daughter, and she did have two cute choices. They both looked to be around twelve though, so I’ll give those two some time to ripen on the vine a bit. Thankfully one of them was not Robert Patterson (from the movie “Twilight” for the pop culturally challenged), as I find him utterly vacuous looking.
Josh Duhamel was pretty hot to start with, but look what I found (more hot pics!):
Nice, very nice. Fergie is a lucky woman indeed.
Enjoy and have a great weekend!
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