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What the statue of David would look like if it were housed in the U.S.

It would start out looking like this:

davidregular What the statue of David would look like if it were housed in the U.S.

And end up looking like this:

davidfat What the statue of David would look like if it were housed in the U.S.

pixel What the statue of David would look like if it were housed in the U.S.

2 Responses to “What the statue of David would look like if it were housed in the U.S.”


  1. Once again a good reason not to let yourself get too fat – it makes your dick look small.

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