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Sara Palin resigns as Governor of Alaska

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Alaska prepares for its first Bimbo Eruption.

Sarah Palin, who’s only served as Alaska’s governor since 2006, resigned today, effective in a couple of weeks.  She made the stunning announcement in a press conference where she sounded like cross between a high school basketball coach giving the team a half-time pep talk and Cheech & Chong after a particularly wop-wop-whizzly-do episode with some fine Colombian, north slope weed.

She was so unclear and evasive about the reasons for her resignation that I kept banging my car’s dashboard thinking  my radio was just giving off a lot of static.  It didn’t work.  No matter how much I pounded on her, I couldn’t get a straight answer.  See if you can figure it out in this AP post.

Sarah Palin The Quitter. I think she said she quit because the media was too negative and she didn’t want to waste millions of tax dollars to fight ethics investigations.  But really, it doesn’t matter.  She quit.  She gave up.  She betrayed everybody who gave money, made phone calls, and invested all their energies into electing her.  This is the legacy that Sarah Palin leaves behind:

When the going gets tough, QUIT.

Thanks, Sarah Palin for being a role model  our daughters can look up to.   Thanks for living up to the stereotype that women aren’t tough enough to stick it out. Thanks for showing everybody that the best way to shoulder responsibility is to wiggle out of it.   That when things aren’t to your liking the best thing to do is RUN.  And thank you especially for the reminder that quitting is a gift for the people you quit on.

Sarah Palin, Meet Hillary Clinton. She has a thing or two to teach you.  Against all odds, Hillary never quit the presidential race until every note of the swan song played out.  Weren’t you listening when she said that she got up for every American that got hit and went down?  Didn’t you see her when she REFUSED to wave the white flag you so furiously wave now?   Has she taught you nothing?   Let me repeat her mantra to you:  Never give in; never give up.

Sarah, you’re a sissy.

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12 Responses to “Sara Palin resigns as Governor of Alaska”

  1. Amen Mike,couldn’t have said it better.

  2. [...] Sarah, You’re a Sissy [...]

  3. Ron

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  4. Well you can’t say she didn’t look good when she was bailing out. You have to wonder how growing up as a head turner, in a state with a shortage of women, shaped her perception of how the world should be treating her.

    there’s nothing like a complete disruption of expectations, to make a girl want to turn around on her stilettos and scamper back to where people know how to treat a beauty queen.

  5. trace

    I think she Quit because somethings going to *ComeOUT* Bombshell…. if she quit because she thinks she needs to practice for 2012 and the Presidential Running…then she screwed up there to… We have approx. 3 1/2 yrs before the next Presidential Elections.. that is def. NOT enough time to prep this woman!! Look at the debates and how they coached her day and night… didn’t help 1 bit… hell, it didn’t help in future interviews either… What did she do Utube to find out what a VP actually does? I think she ran into to many Dick Cheney Vids…totally screwed her up… lol

  6. B. David

    After Obama and his administration trash this country and you and I have filed our personal bankruptcies, as a result of his FAILED policies. Guess who will be there. The REPUBLICANS and Sarah Palin. This is why you on the left can’t let this Palin thing go. Because you know that she will be there to clean up the mess that you elected into office. How embarrased you will be when that day comes and it will come. You can bank on that!

  7. AJ

    Palin waved the white flag becuase she is in a heap of trouble! She stands no chance against Hilary whom will be the first madam presdent.

  8. Cheryl

    If Sarah is so inept and stupid why can’t the left leave her alone?? Why worry so? It’s comical how afraid of her they are. They need to be of course..we really know that, and I guess they do too…deep down. Ha! Go Sarah Palin…the best we’ve seen in years, and hopefully can lead we conservatives back to where we actually stand up for our principals and take our country back for what it was founded on. So many of these bloggers have no idea even what that is, but oh how they spout on things they know nothing of. We’re here for you Sarah!! You go girl!!

  9. [...] I think it’s the vacuousness of both princesses that annoys the most. Paris tip-toes past the medicine cabinet so she won’t wake up the sleeping pills; Palin does it so she won’t wake up the Russians. If we could just get one understandable idea out of either of these women, there’d be some purchase to their popularity. But with the one that truly matters–Palin–we’re left with a three-word energy policy (”Drill, Baby, Drill”), a two word health care summary (”Death Panels”) and a one word reading list (”Uhm.”). Where is the “there” that keeps thousands waiting in line to buy a book by a woman who doesn’t read? I pride myself in “getting” what conservatives sees in their heros, even if I don’t agree with them. McCain? War hero, campaign finance reform, I get it. Mitt Romney? Governor of an important state, ran the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics, I get it. But Sarah? What’s there to get? Sarah, You’re a Sissy [...]

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