Lisa Brower is a humor writer and jewelry designer living in the swamps of South Georgia.

Wide-On Of The Week: Channing Tatum

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Wide-On- noun- Slang term referring to the physical manifestation of sexual arousal in females.
Ex: A “wide-on” is the feminine version of the masculine “hard-on”.

Do you know how long it took me to type the above sentence? I kept hitting the wrong keys as I was distracted by the overflowing tighty whities of this week’s “Wide-On”, Channing Tatum.

Don’t you just want to reach in there and help him readjust? Lawsy mercy, mine eyes dazzle.

This one is actually a homegrown hottie. I realized last month that all my “Wide-On’s” were non-Americans, so I thought I would throw the spotlight this week on some domestic dick.

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If I thought I would see this in the woods, I would haul my ass out of bed before dawn and plant it in a deer stand.
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Look, he’s available for parties too! A gift that unwraps itself! I want him for my next birthday party. I don’t actually celebrate or advertise my born-on date, but I would for a present like this. What a party favor, so much more fun than blowing noise makers.

Have a wonderful Friday!

Love and Kisses,

Cult Diva

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4 Responses to “Wide-On Of The Week: Channing Tatum”

  1. jodie

    OMG”"is that channing tatum ??

    i love him but after i see this ):

    i”ll think again (:

    September 23rd, 2010 at 3:49 am
  2. jodie

    one more thing can i bring him to my party becaus i need a
    stripper

    September 23rd, 2010 at 3:53 am
  3. Lainey

    YUMMY!

    October 1st, 2010 at 2:49 pm
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