Wide-On noun. A slang term describing female sexual interest.
Ex: I get a total wide-on every time I see Ryan Kwanten on screen.
This week’s wide-on was brought to my attention by Mrs. Coconut of The Coconut Diaries.
She suggested last week that Ryan’s character, Jason Stackhouse, on HBO’s “True Blood”, could kick Alexander Skarsgard’s ass in the masculine beauty category any day of the week. I must say in all fairness, Ryan has the most perfect ass I have seen in quite a while.
In trying to be a kinder, less tacky Cult Diva, I will not call attention to his Australian heritage by using any combination of the words “thunder” or “down under”. Having dated my way through several Australian and New Zealand rugby players in my wild youth, I must say that men from the Southern Hemisphere are amazingly endowed with many gifts that they enjoy sharing very much and very often.
God love them.
I did find a few pictures for you all to salivate over. However for the real deal, you’ll have to tune into “True Blood” to see Ryan’s character truly in his best light. As the town stud, he gets some in almost every episode, which makes me wonder if there is a Jason Stackhouse equivalent in my dull little town…hmmmm.
Have a lovely weekend,
Love and Kisses,
Cult Diva
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January 28th, 2010 at 11:51 am