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Chelsea Handler: Stacked Like a Woman, Hung Like a Man.

A friend said, “Chelsea Handler is the new Kathy Griffin.”

Not quite.  The difference is the jeans in their genes.  Griffin’s comedy is catty; Handler’s is muscular.  Griffin’s alter ego would be a drag queen; Handler’s would be a construction worker.  Chelsea Handler isn’t the new Kathy Griffin; she’s the new Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay.  Only prettier, funnier and more acceptable.

She ain’t a chick with a dick but if she were, she’d be hung like a rhino.

Watch Chelsea sexually harass her staff:

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2 Responses to “Chelsea Handler: Stacked Like a Woman, Hung Like a Man.”

  1. Whateverz

    OMG, you are so right. Never thought about it that way. New convert to Chelsea when I channel-surfed her. It’s weird cuz she is the manliest comedienne working yet everything about her is feminine. Go figure.

    August 19th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
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